Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do?
AKA: Who are the beautiful masterminds behind the brilliantly named Across the Brewniverse? Explained with the help of Monty Python GIFs and a single Kindergarten Cop quote.
Join us as we tour and taste all the wicked awesome breweries that Calgary and the surrounding areas have to offer. You can follow our adventure every step of the way. How was the beer? How cool was the tap room? (Don't worry: We've devised an extremely scientific scale ranging from "pretty cool" all the way up to "super cool.") You wanna know what we drank with dinner? What we picked up for that barbecue we're going to? No? Too bad! You can expect beer reviews, pictures, videos, interviews and good times on all our platforms.
Our Names:
Megan and Hans Balderhauser. A young, sexy power couple from Calgary, AB, Canada. |
| Exhibit A: Powerful. |
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| Exhibit B: Sexy. |
We are two professional film, theatre and voiceover artists with day jobs that make the drinking of good beer a necessity.
Besides beer, Hans' interests include drawing and animating, laughing at his own jokes and playing way too much Overwatch.* He even created our slick as frick logo!
*One person's opinion
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| This sweet effing logo right here! |
Megan likes to write plays and other things, make terrible puns and start in-depth RPGs with no intention finishing them- I'm looking at you Witcher 3!
So that's us in a nutshell. Now what?
Our Quest:
To drink the beer! All the beer! Along with the trusty map that inspired it all, the internet, and a revolving door of our weird friends and colleagues, we plan to do just that.
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| The trusty map | The Daily Beer's AB Brewery Guide | Us and our weird friends at the Calgary International Beer Festival |
Join us as we tour and taste all the wicked awesome breweries that Calgary and the surrounding areas have to offer. You can follow our adventure every step of the way. How was the beer? How cool was the tap room? (Don't worry: We've devised an extremely scientific scale ranging from "pretty cool" all the way up to "super cool.") You wanna know what we drank with dinner? What we picked up for that barbecue we're going to? No? Too bad! You can expect beer reviews, pictures, videos, interviews and good times on all our platforms.
You can follow us on Facebook (Across the Brewniverse), Instragram (@acrossthebrewniverse) and Twitter (@brewniverseyyc). Although, be warned, that while heavily versed in Instagram and ye olde Facebooke, we're not very good at Twitter. 140 character is too few to contain our brilliance.
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Swallow?
We could google the real answer to this, but I think the joke has either hit its mark by this point or not. So instead, how about we let you know what we were swallow-ing when we lovingly handcrafted this post? Not an Alberta beer, but since Megan is Okanagan born and bred, we'll give the poor hippy a pass. It is on a Cold Garden coaster, after all!
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| Okanagan Spring Honey Kolsch |
Here's your first review and we'll keep it short and sweet, because you deserve to go back to your life: This beer goes down real easy. Nice and crisp. Not a super strong honey-flavour. Just a scoonch. You could definitely "accidentally" drink an entire six-pack on the patio.
That's all for now, Alestronauts.
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